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FUNNY SMS
Here you read friend's sms or funny sms

Birds love u....
Monkeys love u...
Hippos love u...
Girrafa love u...
Chimpanzees love u....

Plz return to zoo.
They all miss u!!!!!

My eyes, c u.
My handz feel u.
My mind cal u.
My heart need u.
And i want to kiss u.

!Aisa meri ammi mujay roz kheti hain.

Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hay.
Aap say larna adat ki baat hay.

Aap say door rehna qismat ki baat hay...

magar
magar
aaap ko bardashat karna!

Himmat ki baat hay.....

Press down 7 times to become sweet........
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Tusi bhi na?

Pehle hi inne .......... sweet ho ......
Phir bhi press kiye jaa rahe ho.....

Girl ask to molvi: can i kiss another man? molvi: astagfirullah. Girl: can i kiss a married man? molvi: nauzubillah. Girl: can i kiss u? molvi: bismillaha.	Promise me v r true frindz. I'm lamp u r light. I'm coke u r sprite. I'm saawan u r badal. I'm normal u r pagal ..... ha ha ha

Tum door sahe, Majboor sahe, Par yaad tumhari ati hay. Tum sans wahan par letey ho or smell yahan tak ate hay. Ab Chota Close up Sirf panch rupay main. Brush ur teeth daily.	GOD NEY AAP KO BEHEJA TO BHEJA LAKIN BHEJA TO AISA BEJA JIS MAIN BHEJA HI NAHI BHEJA YEH MUJHAY KISI NAY BHEJA IS LEYAY MAIN NAY AAP KO BHEJA

YAADOON KI PURANI HAVELI K BUND KAMRAY MAIN DHOOL SAY BAHRI TASWEER K PECHAY LAGAY JAALEY MAIN PHANSI MAKHRI KI DUM PAR BAITHAY MACHAR KI QASAM --------- I MISS U--	PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTAY HO DIL JALANAY KI BAAT KARTAY HO CHAR DIN SAY MOOO NAHI DHOYA TUM NAHANAY KI BAAT KARTAY HO.

SAB SAY SMART KON? TUM SAB SAY STRONG KON? TUM IN SAB MAIN TUM SAY ZAYDA KON? HUM LEKIN DUNAYA MAIN SAB SAY ACHA DOST KON? HUM TUM.	BAZAHIR WHO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAI JHOOT BOLTI HAY MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAY

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