Pakistan Entertainment Magazine in Urdu

    joke-03  

"Has your marriage taken place?"

"50% only."

"How's that?"

"You see, marriage is an agreement between two persons, a male and a female. I have agreed to it, so it is 50% only."

 joke-04

"I love you, "I love you, "I love you, I love you indeed!"

"Will you marry me?"

"Don't change the subject."

joke-05

"Has your wife stopped fighting with you?"

"Yes."

"How could that be possible?"

"She died."