Pakistan Entertainment Magazine in Urdu

    joke-06  

The girl was interested in having an artist husband but her mother always insisted for a soldier husband.

At last one day she asked her mother why she was interested in choosing a soldier husband for her.

"You see, "said mother, " A soldier husband has some decided advantages of early education and discipline over the civilian. A soldier can make beds, sew, cook, and what's more, he is already accustomed to take and obey orders."

 joke-07

"The young lady who went to the hotel asked the desk clerk if he could give her a room and a bath!"

"I can give you a room, but you will have to take you own bath", replied the desk clerk indignantly.

 joke-08

Judge: "Well, we have thirty witnesses who saw you steal the automobile?"
Prisoner: "May be but i can give you sixty witnesses who did not see me steal it?"