Pakistan Entertainment Magazine in Urdu

    joke-09  

In the movie theatre, a newly married couple was talking so loudly that the whole audience was getting disturbed. At last a man from the behind row spoke out: "Beg you pardon, but i can't hear a word!"

"Is that so?" snapped the husband. " Is its your business to here what I tell my wife?"

 joke-10

Male actor: "He can't do anything wrong  He is a King here."

Female actor:  "If the king can do no wrong, how does he ever have any fun?"

 joke-11

Customer: : "How much for this dog?"

Dog Dealer: "Eighty dollars.

Customer: "Isn't that too much?"

Dog Dealer: "Isn't the dog too wonderful?"

Customer: "Yes, the dog may be too wonderful but is he faithful also?"

Dog Dealer: "Faithful, Sir!

Why,

I've sold him seven times and he has always been back within 12hours."