Pakistan Entertainment Magazine in Urdu

    joke-12  

Shopkeeper: "Yes, madam. Did your husband give any indication of the make he prefers?"

Young lady: "He, didn't. He doesn't know that I'm going to shoot him."

 joke-13

Customer: "I want a pencil, please!"

Salesman: "Soft or hard?"

Customer: "Oh, soft one. I have got to write to my girl-friend.

 joke-14

Teacher: "Have you ever laughed until you cried?"

Student: "Yes, just this every morning I did."

Teacher: "How?"

Student: "Father stepped on a tack. I laughed, he saw me, and then I cried."